Okay, so there has been a tooooon of buzz on Rebecca Black's music video,
Friday.
When I first saw this, it was only because i
tskingsleybitch on Youtube made an "Overexposed" video on it.
It, at the beginning, says to click on a link so you can watch Rebecca Black's video.
I clicked.
And what came next was pure...
Filth.I'm only saying that because I don't want to even compare it to
Glee Season 2, which is most definitely
garbage, but it deserves a word of
disgust.
Rebeca Black cannot
sing. Even
auto-tune couldn't save her.
Most of the lyrics included something about "
Friday" (more commonely heard as
'Fried Eggs'),
Fun with friends,
the weekend, or
what day it happens to be. (someone counted, she says the words:
fun, party, friday, and weekend over
80 times throughout this video. yeah. I'm serious)
Now I feel mean, because the kid is only
13, and seems to just be singing, which is what she loves.
But too bad, I'm not the only one, so here's a summary of the video.
It starts out with her trying to harmonize, sounding...
Ok. I guess if it got better from there, I might be okay with listening to it.
Then it zooms in on her with bed-head hair, all curly and un-tamed.
She talks about getting "fresh" and going downstairs.
Getting her
bowl, having
cereal, which is probably
relevant to a music video about the
day of the week.
Not.
And then her family is rushing, a lot, I guess.
She talks about catching her bus, oh!
And then she sees her
frehhhhnndssss (from this point, I was just wondering, is she promoting the idea to
skip school? because obviously, no
bus comes, she does not go to school, instead to go in her friends convertable, and he is
CLEARLY not
16, so he really shouldn't be driving anyways.)
She thinks about which seat to take, and then since the front seat is taken by some
weird chick who does a little
pedo wave to her, she has to take the back.
Dammit.
Then start the "Friday fun!".
Because she launches into her song.
"Friday, friday, gittin' down on frieeeday"
And then she somehow is in front of a green screen of being on a highway, sitting on the back of a car.
She refers to how "I got this, you got this"...
Yeah.Her friend on her
right is acknowledged, but what about the girl on the
left? She doesn't even looked
phased. I'd jump out of the non-moving convertable at this point, either from hurt feelings or
bleeding ears.
She pulls up to a house party, in an... Acceptable outfit, waves, and then talks more about
Friday and the weekend.
Ooh, and partying.
YEAH!Then she gives a
1st grade lesson.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday"
Then she says
"we we we so excited". Even though this low-budget thing was
only $4000, I think for that amount she could've changed it to something more... I don't know.
PROPER ENGLISH LIKE?!!?
Then
1st grade lesson part 2.
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards".
No, really? I thought it was
Wednesday, Saturday, Friday, Monday.
And then an old dude raps. Okay fine, only about... 30.
Which makes it a worse song...
More Friday.More getting down.More looking forward to the weekend.More partying partying YEAH!
More fun fun fun fun fun.THE END!
Love,
Clarice