Monday, 28 March 2011

You Set Me On Fire

Gasoline, by Britney Spears.

My new obsession!!

Definitely a 5/5.

Download it, it's a must have! The link is below, but I'd just give it an extra "thumbs up", as it's INCREDIBLY!!! catchy.


Here's some artwork, I feel like I should include some media in this post.

Femme Fatale comes out tomorrow, get excited!!


Lyrics:


Love,

Clarice


Sunday, 27 March 2011

Fabulous Life

There's this song called Fabulous Life by Mya. And I really like it, I wanted you guys to check it out. It's kind of yeah, bubblegum pop. It's a really girly, feel-good song. Check it out & download: http://http//www.mediafire.com/?9pune6dlm3np29d Lyrics: Fabulous, fabulous life, fabulous, fabulous life Tell me can you feel it baby? Let’s do this Because we can just hear, let’s do it … there’s nothing that I can’t do it Party all night, I know the moonlight, with my beautiful people, we’re looking so fine Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life And they get me hearing baby, it sounds so amazing Everybody’s going crazy, let’s do this, by music, party all night, under the moonlight With my glamorous speed, we’re looking so fine You know you want now get out your seat, You know you can’t just resist the beat Come on now live it up the streets of fabulous life You know you want now get out your seat, You know you can’t just resist the beat So let’s live it up baby it’s a fabulous life Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free, tonight Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life We came to party else we came to celebrate, oh That means that you can have me right here on the dance floor Give me some bass & treble, I’m on another level We came to party else we came to celebrate I won’t … we gonna make some noise, this is for the fabulous girls and boys Get lost in the music, we don’t have a choice, I want to be, once a fabulous life Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, it’s a fabulous life.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Britney Spears: Femme Fatale

Exact definition:

A femme fatale is a mysterious or seductive women whose charms ensnare her lover's bonds in irresistable desire, often leading them to dangerous or even deathly situations.


So Britney's new album, Femme Fatale is scheduled to debut on Tuesday.


With tracks including:



  • Till The World Ends (fun, dance track, really good techno song. 5/5)

  • Hold It Against Me (very catchy!! 4.5/5)

  • Inside Out (slower, but techno and catchy 3.5/5)

  • I Wanna Go (very good beat, she sounds fabulous! 4.7/5)

  • How I Roll (weird intro, but cool beat. 3/5)

  • (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi] (very catchy, techno and cool. you'll love it. 4.8/5)

  • Seal It With a Kiss (2/5)

  • Big Fat Bass (feat. will.I.am) (I like will.I.am but he sounds a little odd in the intro, so...kind of an odd repetitive song 4/5)

  • Trouble for Me (catchy. 3.7/5)

  • Trip to Your Heart (slower, but she sounds good. 4.6/5)

  • Gasoline (realllyy catchy. 5/5)

  • Criminal (cute. 3.8/5)

Download:



Gasoline http://www.mediafire.com/?0p30gb8bv19dal5


(Drop Dead) Beautiful [Feat. Sabi] http://www.mediafire.com/?jw998idayyt9jpg

Friday - Rebecca Black

Okay, so there has been a tooooon of buzz on Rebecca Black's music video, Friday.
When I first saw this, it was only because itskingsleybitch on Youtube made an "Overexposed" video on it.
It, at the beginning, says to click on a link so you can watch Rebecca Black's video.
I clicked.
And what came next was pure...
Filth.
I'm only saying that because I don't want to even compare it to Glee Season 2, which is most definitely garbage, but it deserves a word of disgust.

Rebeca Black cannot sing. Even auto-tune couldn't save her.
Most of the lyrics included something about "Friday" (more commonely heard as 'Fried Eggs'), Fun with friends, the weekend, or what day it happens to be. (someone counted, she says the words: fun, party, friday, and weekend over 80 times throughout this video. yeah. I'm serious)
Now I feel mean, because the kid is only 13, and seems to just be singing, which is what she loves.
But too bad, I'm not the only one, so here's a summary of the video.
It starts out with her trying to harmonize, sounding... Ok. I guess if it got better from there, I might be okay with listening to it.
Then it zooms in on her with bed-head hair, all curly and un-tamed.
She talks about getting "fresh" and going downstairs.
Getting her bowl, having cereal, which is probably relevant to a music video about the day of the week. Not.
And then her family is rushing, a lot, I guess.
She talks about catching her bus, oh!
And then she sees her frehhhhnndssss (from this point, I was just wondering, is she promoting the idea to skip school? because obviously, no bus comes, she does not go to school, instead to go in her friends convertable, and he is CLEARLY not 16, so he really shouldn't be driving anyways.)
She thinks about which seat to take, and then since the front seat is taken by some weird chick who does a little pedo wave to her, she has to take the back.
Dammit.
Then start the "Friday fun!".
Because she launches into her song.
"Friday, friday, gittin' down on frieeeday"
And then she somehow is in front of a green screen of being on a highway, sitting on the back of a car.
She refers to how "I got this, you got this"... Yeah.
Her friend on her right is acknowledged, but what about the girl on the left? She doesn't even looked phased. I'd jump out of the non-moving convertable at this point, either from hurt feelings or bleeding ears.
She pulls up to a house party, in an... Acceptable outfit, waves, and then talks more about Friday and the weekend.
Ooh, and partying. YEAH!
Then she gives a 1st grade lesson.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday"
Then she says "we we we so excited". Even though this low-budget thing was only $4000, I think for that amount she could've changed it to something more... I don't know. PROPER ENGLISH LIKE?!!?
Then 1st grade lesson part 2.
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards".
No, really? I thought it was Wednesday, Saturday, Friday, Monday.
And then an old dude raps. Okay fine, only about... 30.
Which makes it a worse song...
More Friday.
More getting down.
More looking forward to the weekend.
More partying partying YEAH!
More fun fun fun fun fun.

THE END!
Love,
Clarice

Glee. Season 2.

Okay, so honestly, I want to be nice, because after the first season, I was really pumped. The first season was... Good.
So when the second season started, I was busy. I didn't know it premiered, or something. So after a while, I tried to watch a few online episodes. It is... Honestly?
Trash.
While the vocals are good, the acting is mediocre, and the plot is TERRIBLE. From girl-on-girl, to girl-on-wheel-chair-kid, to just flat out weird romances that I thought were left in the dust.
I've heard my friends talk about it, and I mean, I guess if you happened to miss the only GOOD season, you might not think the second season is total and utter garbage.
The music isn't bad, I'll give them that.
But while their singing Teenage Dream, "Hell to the No", Raise Your Glass, I liked it much better when they were singing Jump, Don't Stop Believing, and Mercy. Songs I actually got to hear the older versions of. I almost feel like it had a meaning. They don't have to bring in all these dumb plot charectars like Beastly. I miss Emma! She may still be in there, God knows, but since I haven't heard much about her, I'll assume she's not.
Sue seems okay, much like the first, trying to destruct Will's glee club.
Thoughts?
Oh well, maybe I'm just small-minded... If that's a phrase.
Love,
Clarice

Random Celebrity: Auburn

As you may know her from All About Him, a song she debuted by herself, La La La, which is featuring Iyaz, or Perfect Two, a cute love song, Auburn is a fantastic singer.

Her full name is Auburn Williams. Auburn was born in 1988 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She began singing at a very young age but didn't think about becoming professional singer until later on in life. She began her career on Myspace (dot com), by putting songs out and sharing them with her friends. She started to get some fans, and soon enough, JR Rotem of Beluga Heights discovered her.
She declined to sign to a label though, and recorded her own independant studio album.
Perfect Two was her first single, and soon after, she signed with Beluga Heights.

Since then, she's released La La La (Feat. Iyaz), opened for Jason DeRulo's concerts, and released All About Him & All About Him Pt. 2, featuring Tyga.

Check out her songs on iTunes!!
Leave a comment for who you'd like as the next "random celeb"

Love,
Clarice

Do It Like a Dude: Jessie J

This song is very catchy and kind of innapropriate, so keep the headphones in while listening. But a great song.

I can't find the link currently, so here's a link to a Youtube video,thanks, I'll try to get the link soon!!
Love,
Clarice

Listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo

Grow a Pear

Grow a Pear by Ke$ha is a really catchy song.
Though auto-tune definitely runs it's course during this song, it gets stuck in my head all the time!!

Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?54aplim5us2p5cs

Lyrics:

Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I love ah-ah-ah-ah,
You a lo ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS:
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics

I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I la ah-ah-ah-ah-ove
You a law ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

CHORUS

When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

CHORUS

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

The Bachelor: Season 15: The Women Tell All

So...
Hmm.
How do I put this?
It was good.
Not fabulous, but ok.
I mean, Michelle? I was actually with Chris on this one. LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE.
She practically beat out most of the other girls, anyways! What was with the corner of bitchy brunettes? I mean really.
I just felt like they were really ganging up on like... everyone.
I mean from the annoying girls who couldn't go one sentence to the next without saying "like, um, I just feel like"
It was good, I guess it put a lot out there...
Ashley S. wants closure, and good for her!
Ashley H. is an awesome friend to everyone. She tore basically no one down, and that's good for her.
I respect the people who don't just have to tear people down to make them look/feel good!
When I was reading the bios, people thought Jackie was too good for him.
Ha!!! Yeah right!!! She basically just said "Um, you're like a spider" "um, your really annoying" "Um, your not my friend"
Um, stfu

So.... 3/5 stars
(: If you like the Bachelor, I'd obviously watch it... If not, then don't.