To Watch:
1. Awkward - MTV
Honestly, I downloaded the free pilot, expecting nothing special, just an MTV show, boring, and with a lot of crude, sexual jokes.
Oh, my. Was I wrong.
I love Awkward.
Immediately after the pilot, I was on Hulu, Netflix, Youtube, Sidereel...trying to get more.
I eventually resorted to MTV.com, and within a week, I was to episode 12.
Must see.
Rate: 10!
2. New Girl
Starring Zooey Deschanel, this is a great show! All I've had time to watch so far was the pilot, but it's something I would definitely watch again.
Rate: 8.5
And Not To Watch:
1. Hard Times of RJ Berger
This show is really nasty, I don't care what anyone says.
The main charectar is the definition of crust, he looks...disgusting. And the theme of the show being his...area? Um, no thanks.
2. Jersey Shore
Let's just say Jersey Whore, this show has been doomed since Season 3.
(:
Saturday, 29 October 2011
November Songs: Favorites!
Sorry for not updating! I've been sooo busy with school!!!
I'll try to be more consistent now, though.
October Favorites:
You Already Know Me - Kreayshawn & V-Nasty
Loud - Michelle Branch
See No More - Joe Jonas
Back It Up and Dump It - Cali Swag
Better With The Lights Off - New Boyz
Goodnight & Wild Heart - Sabi
I'll try to be more consistent now, though.
October Favorites:
You Already Know Me - Kreayshawn & V-Nasty
Loud - Michelle Branch
See No More - Joe Jonas
Back It Up and Dump It - Cali Swag
Better With The Lights Off - New Boyz
Goodnight & Wild Heart - Sabi
Monday, 25 April 2011
Man Down - Rihanna
This is a really catchy song by Rihanna, from her newer album Loud.
If you ever listened to Iyaz's album and heard Stacy (Got a Gun) it's basically the same concept (with a few differences here and there).
It's definitely got a reggae base to it, and her vocals sound awesome.
Though people are shutting her down, saying she's "gone crazy", I think she can only go up. She's amazingly independant, and she has only become more & more popular.
Man Down:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ar3pvwb5i949c0y
Lyrics:
I didn't mean to end his life
I know it wasn't right
I cant even sleep at night
Cant get it off my mind
I need to get out of sight
Before I end up behind bars
What started out as a simple altercation
Turned into a real sticky situation
Me just thinking on the time that im facing
Makes me wanna cry
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebodies son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
It's a 22
I Call her peggy sue
When she fits right down in my shoes
What do you expect me to do
If you're playing me for a fool
I will lose my cool
And reach for my fire arm
I didn't mean to lay him down
But its too late to turn back now
don't know what I was thinking
Now hes no longer living
So imma bout to leave town
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebodies son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
Look I never thought i'd do it
Never thought i'd do it
Never thought i'd do it
Oh gosh
What ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Why did I pull the trigger
Pull the trigger pull the trigger BOOM
And end a ni**a end a ni**as life so soon
When mi pull the trigger pull the trigger pull it pon you
Somebody tell me what im gonna what im gonna do
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Mi say wah man down( A weh mi say)
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bumm rum bum bum bum
When mi went downtown
Cause now imma criminal criminal criminal
Oh lord a mercy now I am a criminal
Man Down
Tell the judge please gimme minimal
Run out a town none a dem cah see mi now
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
If you ever listened to Iyaz's album and heard Stacy (Got a Gun) it's basically the same concept (with a few differences here and there).
It's definitely got a reggae base to it, and her vocals sound awesome.
Though people are shutting her down, saying she's "gone crazy", I think she can only go up. She's amazingly independant, and she has only become more & more popular.
Man Down:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ar3pvwb5i949c0y
Lyrics:
I didn't mean to end his life
I know it wasn't right
I cant even sleep at night
Cant get it off my mind
I need to get out of sight
Before I end up behind bars
What started out as a simple altercation
Turned into a real sticky situation
Me just thinking on the time that im facing
Makes me wanna cry
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebodies son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
It's a 22
I Call her peggy sue
When she fits right down in my shoes
What do you expect me to do
If you're playing me for a fool
I will lose my cool
And reach for my fire arm
I didn't mean to lay him down
But its too late to turn back now
don't know what I was thinking
Now hes no longer living
So imma bout to leave town
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebodies son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
Look I never thought i'd do it
Never thought i'd do it
Never thought i'd do it
Oh gosh
What ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Why did I pull the trigger
Pull the trigger pull the trigger BOOM
And end a ni**a end a ni**as life so soon
When mi pull the trigger pull the trigger pull it pon you
Somebody tell me what im gonna what im gonna do
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
Mi say wah man down( A weh mi say)
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bumm rum bum bum bum
When mi went downtown
Cause now imma criminal criminal criminal
Oh lord a mercy now I am a criminal
Man Down
Tell the judge please gimme minimal
Run out a town none a dem cah see mi now
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
Camel Toe - Fannypack
Old song I found on Youtube after watching out-dated Supermac18 videos. Funny(: Send it to girlfriends as a joke!!! Love, Clarice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI
Monday, 11 April 2011
S&M (Remix) - Rihanna & Britney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7G61EPLqiI (click there to listen to the S&M remix on Youtube) So, the song was catchy. Add in Britney? This song is the shit! It's really catchy, has the same fast paced beat as the orignal (S&M) but has Britney's voice, which is transfixing and very techno. The lyrics, while they are dirty, will be stuck in your head all day. Love, Clarice
Sunday, 10 April 2011
Random Celebrity: "Dev"
- Devin Star Tailes, born July 2, 1989, better known by her stage name Dev, is an American recording artist.
- She was discovered by The Cataracs when she made an Amy Winehouse cover and posted it onto MySpace. (She quoted that the song was made as a 'diss song' at her boyfriend's new girlfriend)
- Dev's song "Booty Bounce" was sampled in Far East Movement's hit single "Like a G6" which reached number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart, and sold over two million downloads in the country.
- Dev was signed to Universal Republic in October 2010 and released her first official single, "Bass Down Low" in December. The song debuted at number ninety-four in the US.
- Dev's debut album The Night the Sun Came Up is set for an April 2011 release. About this album, she quoted "I'm confident in The Cataracs and myself that this album is going to speak for itself and I won't just be known as the "G6" girl. Pop songs with the feel of "Bass Down Low" will be included but I grew up being into helluva different music! I know that my intricate influences and The Cataracs simple influences are going to come out on this album as one."
Monday, 28 March 2011
You Set Me On Fire
Gasoline, by Britney Spears.
My new obsession!!
Definitely a 5/5.
Download it, it's a must have! The link is below, but I'd just give it an extra "thumbs up", as it's INCREDIBLY!!! catchy.
Here's some artwork, I feel like I should include some media in this post.
Femme Fatale comes out tomorrow, get excited!!
Lyrics:
Love,
Clarice
Sunday, 27 March 2011
Fabulous Life
There's this song called Fabulous Life by Mya. And I really like it, I wanted you guys to check it out. It's kind of yeah, bubblegum pop. It's a really girly, feel-good song. Check it out & download: http://http//www.mediafire.com/?9pune6dlm3np29d Lyrics: Fabulous, fabulous life, fabulous, fabulous life Tell me can you feel it baby? Let’s do this Because we can just hear, let’s do it … there’s nothing that I can’t do it Party all night, I know the moonlight, with my beautiful people, we’re looking so fine Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life And they get me hearing baby, it sounds so amazing Everybody’s going crazy, let’s do this, by music, party all night, under the moonlight With my glamorous speed, we’re looking so fine You know you want now get out your seat, You know you can’t just resist the beat Come on now live it up the streets of fabulous life You know you want now get out your seat, You know you can’t just resist the beat So let’s live it up baby it’s a fabulous life Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free, tonight Uh, we guess it comes so naturally, I’ma keep it rocking, where you’re the feelings so free Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life We came to party else we came to celebrate, oh That means that you can have me right here on the dance floor Give me some bass & treble, I’m on another level We came to party else we came to celebrate I won’t … we gonna make some noise, this is for the fabulous girls and boys Get lost in the music, we don’t have a choice, I want to be, once a fabulous life Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, I’m throwing, just like a diamond go down tonight, it’s a fabulous life Throw your hands in the air, to the ceiling, we gonna have a hell of a time, it’s a fabulous, fabulous life Stop stop, in my fever, this is my song song dj turn up the fader Let the dancers lights gather action, it’s alright, it’s a fabulous life … want me, I’m shining, it’s a fabulous life.
Saturday, 26 March 2011
Britney Spears: Femme Fatale
Exact definition:
A femme fatale is a mysterious or seductive women whose charms ensnare her lover's bonds in irresistable desire, often leading them to dangerous or even deathly situations.
So Britney's new album, Femme Fatale is scheduled to debut on Tuesday.
With tracks including:
- Till The World Ends (fun, dance track, really good techno song. 5/5)
- Hold It Against Me (very catchy!! 4.5/5)
- Inside Out (slower, but techno and catchy 3.5/5)
- I Wanna Go (very good beat, she sounds fabulous! 4.7/5)
- How I Roll (weird intro, but cool beat. 3/5)
- (Drop Dead) Beautiful [feat. Sabi] (very catchy, techno and cool. you'll love it. 4.8/5)
- Seal It With a Kiss (2/5)
- Big Fat Bass (feat. will.I.am) (I like will.I.am but he sounds a little odd in the intro, so...kind of an odd repetitive song 4/5)
- Trouble for Me (catchy. 3.7/5)
- Trip to Your Heart (slower, but she sounds good. 4.6/5)
- Gasoline (realllyy catchy. 5/5)
- Criminal (cute. 3.8/5)
Download:
Gasoline http://www.mediafire.com/?0p30gb8bv19dal5
(Drop Dead) Beautiful [Feat. Sabi] http://www.mediafire.com/?jw998idayyt9jpg
Friday - Rebecca Black
Okay, so there has been a tooooon of buzz on Rebecca Black's music video, Friday.
When I first saw this, it was only because itskingsleybitch on Youtube made an "Overexposed" video on it.
It, at the beginning, says to click on a link so you can watch Rebecca Black's video.
I clicked.
And what came next was pure...
Filth.
I'm only saying that because I don't want to even compare it to Glee Season 2, which is most definitely garbage, but it deserves a word of disgust.
Rebeca Black cannot sing. Even auto-tune couldn't save her.
Most of the lyrics included something about "Friday" (more commonely heard as 'Fried Eggs'), Fun with friends, the weekend, or what day it happens to be. (someone counted, she says the words: fun, party, friday, and weekend over 80 times throughout this video. yeah. I'm serious)
Now I feel mean, because the kid is only 13, and seems to just be singing, which is what she loves.
But too bad, I'm not the only one, so here's a summary of the video.
It starts out with her trying to harmonize, sounding... Ok. I guess if it got better from there, I might be okay with listening to it.
Then it zooms in on her with bed-head hair, all curly and un-tamed.
She talks about getting "fresh" and going downstairs.
Getting her bowl, having cereal, which is probably relevant to a music video about the day of the week. Not.
And then her family is rushing, a lot, I guess.
She talks about catching her bus, oh!
And then she sees her frehhhhnndssss (from this point, I was just wondering, is she promoting the idea to skip school? because obviously, no bus comes, she does not go to school, instead to go in her friends convertable, and he is CLEARLY not 16, so he really shouldn't be driving anyways.)
She thinks about which seat to take, and then since the front seat is taken by some weird chick who does a little pedo wave to her, she has to take the back.
Dammit.
Then start the "Friday fun!".
Because she launches into her song.
"Friday, friday, gittin' down on frieeeday"
And then she somehow is in front of a green screen of being on a highway, sitting on the back of a car.
She refers to how "I got this, you got this"... Yeah.
Her friend on her right is acknowledged, but what about the girl on the left? She doesn't even looked phased. I'd jump out of the non-moving convertable at this point, either from hurt feelings or bleeding ears.
She pulls up to a house party, in an... Acceptable outfit, waves, and then talks more about Friday and the weekend.
Ooh, and partying. YEAH!
Then she gives a 1st grade lesson.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday"
Then she says "we we we so excited". Even though this low-budget thing was only $4000, I think for that amount she could've changed it to something more... I don't know. PROPER ENGLISH LIKE?!!?
Then 1st grade lesson part 2.
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards".
No, really? I thought it was Wednesday, Saturday, Friday, Monday.
And then an old dude raps. Okay fine, only about... 30.
Which makes it a worse song...
More Friday.
More getting down.
More looking forward to the weekend.
More partying partying YEAH!
More fun fun fun fun fun.
THE END!
Love,
Clarice
When I first saw this, it was only because itskingsleybitch on Youtube made an "Overexposed" video on it.
It, at the beginning, says to click on a link so you can watch Rebecca Black's video.
I clicked.
And what came next was pure...
Filth.
I'm only saying that because I don't want to even compare it to Glee Season 2, which is most definitely garbage, but it deserves a word of disgust.
Rebeca Black cannot sing. Even auto-tune couldn't save her.
Most of the lyrics included something about "Friday" (more commonely heard as 'Fried Eggs'), Fun with friends, the weekend, or what day it happens to be. (someone counted, she says the words: fun, party, friday, and weekend over 80 times throughout this video. yeah. I'm serious)
Now I feel mean, because the kid is only 13, and seems to just be singing, which is what she loves.
But too bad, I'm not the only one, so here's a summary of the video.
It starts out with her trying to harmonize, sounding... Ok. I guess if it got better from there, I might be okay with listening to it.
Then it zooms in on her with bed-head hair, all curly and un-tamed.
She talks about getting "fresh" and going downstairs.
Getting her bowl, having cereal, which is probably relevant to a music video about the day of the week. Not.
And then her family is rushing, a lot, I guess.
She talks about catching her bus, oh!
And then she sees her frehhhhnndssss (from this point, I was just wondering, is she promoting the idea to skip school? because obviously, no bus comes, she does not go to school, instead to go in her friends convertable, and he is CLEARLY not 16, so he really shouldn't be driving anyways.)
She thinks about which seat to take, and then since the front seat is taken by some weird chick who does a little pedo wave to her, she has to take the back.
Dammit.
Then start the "Friday fun!".
Because she launches into her song.
"Friday, friday, gittin' down on frieeeday"
And then she somehow is in front of a green screen of being on a highway, sitting on the back of a car.
She refers to how "I got this, you got this"... Yeah.
Her friend on her right is acknowledged, but what about the girl on the left? She doesn't even looked phased. I'd jump out of the non-moving convertable at this point, either from hurt feelings or bleeding ears.
She pulls up to a house party, in an... Acceptable outfit, waves, and then talks more about Friday and the weekend.
Ooh, and partying. YEAH!
Then she gives a 1st grade lesson.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday"
Then she says "we we we so excited". Even though this low-budget thing was only $4000, I think for that amount she could've changed it to something more... I don't know. PROPER ENGLISH LIKE?!!?
Then 1st grade lesson part 2.
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards".
No, really? I thought it was Wednesday, Saturday, Friday, Monday.
And then an old dude raps. Okay fine, only about... 30.
Which makes it a worse song...
More Friday.
More getting down.
More looking forward to the weekend.
More partying partying YEAH!
More fun fun fun fun fun.
THE END!
Love,
Clarice
Glee. Season 2.
Okay, so honestly, I want to be nice, because after the first season, I was really pumped. The first season was... Good.
So when the second season started, I was busy. I didn't know it premiered, or something. So after a while, I tried to watch a few online episodes. It is... Honestly?
Trash.
While the vocals are good, the acting is mediocre, and the plot is TERRIBLE. From girl-on-girl, to girl-on-wheel-chair-kid, to just flat out weird romances that I thought were left in the dust.
I've heard my friends talk about it, and I mean, I guess if you happened to miss the only GOOD season, you might not think the second season is total and utter garbage.
The music isn't bad, I'll give them that.
But while their singing Teenage Dream, "Hell to the No", Raise Your Glass, I liked it much better when they were singing Jump, Don't Stop Believing, and Mercy. Songs I actually got to hear the older versions of. I almost feel like it had a meaning. They don't have to bring in all these dumb plot charectars like Beastly. I miss Emma! She may still be in there, God knows, but since I haven't heard much about her, I'll assume she's not.
Sue seems okay, much like the first, trying to destruct Will's glee club.
Thoughts?
Oh well, maybe I'm just small-minded... If that's a phrase.
Love,
Clarice
So when the second season started, I was busy. I didn't know it premiered, or something. So after a while, I tried to watch a few online episodes. It is... Honestly?
Trash.
While the vocals are good, the acting is mediocre, and the plot is TERRIBLE. From girl-on-girl, to girl-on-wheel-chair-kid, to just flat out weird romances that I thought were left in the dust.
I've heard my friends talk about it, and I mean, I guess if you happened to miss the only GOOD season, you might not think the second season is total and utter garbage.
The music isn't bad, I'll give them that.
But while their singing Teenage Dream, "Hell to the No", Raise Your Glass, I liked it much better when they were singing Jump, Don't Stop Believing, and Mercy. Songs I actually got to hear the older versions of. I almost feel like it had a meaning. They don't have to bring in all these dumb plot charectars like Beastly. I miss Emma! She may still be in there, God knows, but since I haven't heard much about her, I'll assume she's not.
Sue seems okay, much like the first, trying to destruct Will's glee club.
Thoughts?
Oh well, maybe I'm just small-minded... If that's a phrase.
Love,
Clarice
Random Celebrity: Auburn
As you may know her from All About Him, a song she debuted by herself, La La La, which is featuring Iyaz, or Perfect Two, a cute love song, Auburn is a fantastic singer.
Her full name is Auburn Williams. Auburn was born in 1988 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She began singing at a very young age but didn't think about becoming professional singer until later on in life. She began her career on Myspace (dot com), by putting songs out and sharing them with her friends. She started to get some fans, and soon enough, JR Rotem of Beluga Heights discovered her.
She declined to sign to a label though, and recorded her own independant studio album.
Perfect Two was her first single, and soon after, she signed with Beluga Heights.
Since then, she's released La La La (Feat. Iyaz), opened for Jason DeRulo's concerts, and released All About Him & All About Him Pt. 2, featuring Tyga.
Check out her songs on iTunes!!
Leave a comment for who you'd like as the next "random celeb"
Love,
Clarice
Her full name is Auburn Williams. Auburn was born in 1988 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She began singing at a very young age but didn't think about becoming professional singer until later on in life. She began her career on Myspace (dot com), by putting songs out and sharing them with her friends. She started to get some fans, and soon enough, JR Rotem of Beluga Heights discovered her.
She declined to sign to a label though, and recorded her own independant studio album.
Perfect Two was her first single, and soon after, she signed with Beluga Heights.
Since then, she's released La La La (Feat. Iyaz), opened for Jason DeRulo's concerts, and released All About Him & All About Him Pt. 2, featuring Tyga.
Check out her songs on iTunes!!
Leave a comment for who you'd like as the next "random celeb"
Love,
Clarice
Do It Like a Dude: Jessie J
This song is very catchy and kind of innapropriate, so keep the headphones in while listening. But a great song.
I can't find the link currently, so here's a link to a Youtube video,thanks, I'll try to get the link soon!!
Love,
Clarice
Listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo
I can't find the link currently, so here's a link to a Youtube video,thanks, I'll try to get the link soon!!
Love,
Clarice
Listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo
Grow a Pear
Grow a Pear by Ke$ha is a really catchy song.
Though auto-tune definitely runs it's course during this song, it gets stuck in my head all the time!!
Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?54aplim5us2p5cs
Lyrics:
Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I love ah-ah-ah-ah,
You a lo ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS:
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I la ah-ah-ah-ah-ove
You a law ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
CHORUS
Though auto-tune definitely runs it's course during this song, it gets stuck in my head all the time!!
Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?54aplim5us2p5cs
Lyrics:
Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I love ah-ah-ah-ah,
You a lo ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS:
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know oh-oh-oh-oh,
That I la ah-ah-ah-ah-ove
You a law ah-ah-ah-aht
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
CHORUS
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
CHORUS
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
The Bachelor: Season 15: The Women Tell All
So...
Hmm.
How do I put this?
It was good.
Not fabulous, but ok.
I mean, Michelle? I was actually with Chris on this one. LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE.
She practically beat out most of the other girls, anyways! What was with the corner of bitchy brunettes? I mean really.
I just felt like they were really ganging up on like... everyone.
I mean from the annoying girls who couldn't go one sentence to the next without saying "like, um, I just feel like"
It was good, I guess it put a lot out there...
Ashley S. wants closure, and good for her!
Ashley H. is an awesome friend to everyone. She tore basically no one down, and that's good for her.
I respect the people who don't just have to tear people down to make them look/feel good!
When I was reading the bios, people thought Jackie was too good for him.
Ha!!! Yeah right!!! She basically just said "Um, you're like a spider" "um, your really annoying" "Um, your not my friend"
Um, stfu
So.... 3/5 stars
(: If you like the Bachelor, I'd obviously watch it... If not, then don't.
Hmm.
How do I put this?
It was good.
Not fabulous, but ok.
I mean, Michelle? I was actually with Chris on this one. LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE.
She practically beat out most of the other girls, anyways! What was with the corner of bitchy brunettes? I mean really.
I just felt like they were really ganging up on like... everyone.
I mean from the annoying girls who couldn't go one sentence to the next without saying "like, um, I just feel like"
It was good, I guess it put a lot out there...
Ashley S. wants closure, and good for her!
Ashley H. is an awesome friend to everyone. She tore basically no one down, and that's good for her.
I respect the people who don't just have to tear people down to make them look/feel good!
When I was reading the bios, people thought Jackie was too good for him.
Ha!!! Yeah right!!! She basically just said "Um, you're like a spider" "um, your really annoying" "Um, your not my friend"
Um, stfu
So.... 3/5 stars
(: If you like the Bachelor, I'd obviously watch it... If not, then don't.
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
Random Celebrities: KaraMel
KaraMel is made up of Cassie Steele and her best friend Kara Valorzi.
They got their first taste of success in 2009 when they released a song in Scotland (I Turn Me On [Kiss Myself]) and it made Top 40 radio there.
Ever since, they have been recording, and recently released the music video for Underwear (download link in "Songs of February!").
Kara is the sort of rock-n-roll girl you'd expect to meet at a club, while Cassie "Mel" is a sweet, good girl.
They got their influences from Lily Allen and Raven Symone.
They self-described their music as sounding like "if a badass cupcake made music".
Interests of "the band":
chicken burritos, "tipsy dancing", trampolining, Guitar Hero, and Starbucks.
They got their first taste of success in 2009 when they released a song in Scotland (I Turn Me On [Kiss Myself]) and it made Top 40 radio there.
Ever since, they have been recording, and recently released the music video for Underwear (download link in "Songs of February!").
Kara is the sort of rock-n-roll girl you'd expect to meet at a club, while Cassie "Mel" is a sweet, good girl.
They got their influences from Lily Allen and Raven Symone.
They self-described their music as sounding like "if a badass cupcake made music".
Interests of "the band":
chicken burritos, "tipsy dancing", trampolining, Guitar Hero, and Starbucks.
Jessica Sutta - I Wanna Be Bad
I downloaded "I Wanna Be Bad" off of Mediafire, and then I went searching for the lyrics. I found the lyrics and there were so many mistakes!
So I took the liberty of typing them out myself.
And I'll give you the download link below. It's very catchy!
(5 stars!)
Madam always taught me to behave like this
Put your hands in your lap
You wanna be this?
Ooh, tsk tsk
Watch that body, cover that up
Don't be naughty, tone it down
I'm so tired of that, with your boom-boom-cat
Now I'm living it up
I've got my paycheck
Tryin' bring me down, it's such a shame that...
You can't handle the fact, that I'm a changed man
You've got to go,
Cause imma about to role
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The Bitch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
Boom Boom
La La La La
Boom Boom
Boom Boom
La La La La
I wanna be the bitch!
You can push my buttons
If you want to
But I'll still be on top of the world (on top of the world)
I'm gonna sail so high in my *** stillettos
Yeah thats right
I said it
You better hush,
You talkin' way too much now
Now I'm living it up
I've got my paycheck
Tryin' bring me down, it's such a shame that...
You can't handle the fact, that I'm a changed man
You've got to go,
Cause imma about to role
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
(I wanna tap that)
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
I wanna be The B*tch! *laugh*
http://www.mediafire.com/?g93ossfs5l0ks5k
So I took the liberty of typing them out myself.
And I'll give you the download link below. It's very catchy!
(5 stars!)
Madam always taught me to behave like this
Put your hands in your lap
You wanna be this?
Ooh, tsk tsk
Watch that body, cover that up
Don't be naughty, tone it down
I'm so tired of that, with your boom-boom-cat
Now I'm living it up
I've got my paycheck
Tryin' bring me down, it's such a shame that...
You can't handle the fact, that I'm a changed man
You've got to go,
Cause imma about to role
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The Bitch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
Boom Boom
La La La La
Boom Boom
Boom Boom
La La La La
I wanna be the bitch!
You can push my buttons
If you want to
But I'll still be on top of the world (on top of the world)
I'm gonna sail so high in my *** stillettos
Yeah thats right
I said it
You better hush,
You talkin' way too much now
Now I'm living it up
I've got my paycheck
Tryin' bring me down, it's such a shame that...
You can't handle the fact, that I'm a changed man
You've got to go,
Cause imma about to role
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
(I wanna tap that)
I wanna be this, I wanna be that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I get mine and I wanna have yours
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
I wanna have this, I wanna have that
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad
I wanna be The B*tch, I wanna be rich
You wanna tap this?
Boy you wish
I wanna be The B*tch! *laugh*
http://www.mediafire.com/?g93ossfs5l0ks5k
Songs of February!
Underwear - KaraMel
This song is super catchy -- a tad innapropriate, but has a great, fun, poppy, girly beat to it! It's mostly just two girls singing about a guy they'd like to have... But I give it 4 stars
Ready - ???
So when I downloaded this song, it said it was by Lady GaGa & Rihanna. Those being two artists I like, I downloaded it. I can tell Rihanna's voice is in it, but I don't hear Lady GaGa. And there's a female rapper... or maybe it's a male rapper? Not sure.
5 stars though. Very catchy, and super good beat!
Wonderman - Tinie Tempah Feat. Ellie Goulding
If you play sports, this is a good song to listen to before a game... Or at least it is for me. It gets me pumped!
3 stars
Download links:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ytydulr14nt
(Ready, Lady GaGa & Rihanna)
http://www.mediafire.com/?eu1i4uxcm6mv016
(Wonderman, Tinie Tempah)
http://www.mediafire.com/?76rpx5kpcrvzo28
(Underman, KaraMel)
This song is super catchy -- a tad innapropriate, but has a great, fun, poppy, girly beat to it! It's mostly just two girls singing about a guy they'd like to have... But I give it 4 stars
Ready - ???
So when I downloaded this song, it said it was by Lady GaGa & Rihanna. Those being two artists I like, I downloaded it. I can tell Rihanna's voice is in it, but I don't hear Lady GaGa. And there's a female rapper... or maybe it's a male rapper? Not sure.
5 stars though. Very catchy, and super good beat!
Wonderman - Tinie Tempah Feat. Ellie Goulding
If you play sports, this is a good song to listen to before a game... Or at least it is for me. It gets me pumped!
3 stars
Download links:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ytydulr14nt
(Ready, Lady GaGa & Rihanna)
http://www.mediafire.com/?eu1i4uxcm6mv016
(Wonderman, Tinie Tempah)
http://www.mediafire.com/?76rpx5kpcrvzo28
(Underman, KaraMel)
Sunday, 9 January 2011
Castle Walls
Awesome song by T.I. and Christina Aguilera. Unexpected collab, but really catchy. I find myself singing it a lot:)
http://www.mediafire.com/?vr45gca29483p3u
love
clarice
http://www.mediafire.com/?vr45gca29483p3u
love
clarice
Updating...Never?
Hey! So I was just checking out all of my blogs stats, and woww! I didn't know people actually read this blog. Since they do, though, I guess I'll try to post more often. Thanks for the support!
Love,
Claricee
Love,
Claricee
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